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A political man to a woman...
A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.""Sure you could!!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"

12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six?
Because deep down they really are good people.



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