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A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."

3 Types of People
There are 3 basic types of people in the world:
1. Those who can count.

2. Those who can't.




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  • Business one-liners 99 won 48.69% of the times
  • A responsible applicant won 51.24% of the times