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A wife was berating her husband...
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the beast in me."The wife snickered and replied, "Unlike a lot of women, 'dear', I'm not the least bit afraid of a mouse."
Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
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- Business one-liners 99 won 49.45% of the times
- An old drunk stumbles into a confessional... won 49.35% of the times