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500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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A sermon about lying
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
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- Business one-liners 99 won 48.46% of the times
- The Passing of an Old Friend won 49.50% of the times
