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I tried to be a tailor...
I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

50/50 relationship
How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!

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You can see the results below:

• A sermon about lying won 49.21% of the times
• 500 lawyers in the ocean won 49.17% of the times