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Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

Give a man a fish
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!

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You can see the results below:

• Buy machine factory won 50.40% of the times
• A Redneck Christmas won 49.95% of the times