Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- Buy machine factory won 50.12% of the times
- 500 lawyers in the ocean won 48.93% of the times
