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Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.
Can I take his place?
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.
An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.
"Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."
The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."
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- Can I take his place? won 50.63% of the times
- A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American... won 50.25% of the times
