Dumb.com >> Jokefight >> Vote >> >>
Vote For Your Favorite Joke

I can't decide!

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."

An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.



Thank you for your vote!


You can see the results below:


  • A stolen credit card won 50.67% of the times
  • Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done... won 48.51% of the times