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A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours. The blacksmith immediately began his instructions to the lad, "When I take the shoe out of the fire, I'll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer." The apprentice did just as he told. Now he's the village blacksmith.
Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
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- A stolen credit card won 49.86% of the times
- The Student and The Barometer won 51.18% of the times
