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A couple have not been getting along for years...
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anything.She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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- A stolen credit card won 50.51% of the times
- 3 Hunters in the Woods won 51.79% of the times
