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A housewife, an accountant
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked ''How much is 2 plus 2?''
The housewife replies: ''Four!''
The accountant says: ''I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time.''
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, ''How much do you want it to be?''
Basketball
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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- A stolen credit card won 49.88% of the times
- 4 Doctors won 48.51% of the times
