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I tried to be a tailor...
I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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• A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights... won 51.19% of the times