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A woman reported the disappearance of her husband...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him."Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all."

Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.




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  • Work vs. Prison won 51.26% of the times
  • Mothers.... won 47.35% of the times