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Benefits of the Revival
After the revival had concluded, the three pastors were
discussing the results with one another.


The Methodist minister said, "The revival worked out great
for us! We gained 4 new families."


The Baptist preacher said, "We did better than that! We
gained 6 new families."


The Presbyterian pastor said, "Well, we did even better than
that! We got rid of our 10 biggest trouble makers!"



At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.

St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."

The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate.

St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't REALLY need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"

Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie, and answered, "1,228."

"That's right! You may enter."

St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. "Name them."



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