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A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
Are caterpillars good to eat?
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?
Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
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- Funny Words of Wisdom won 50.12% of the times
- A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious argument won 51.57% of the times
