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Bad temper problem
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!

12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six?
Because deep down they really are good people.

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A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 49.79% of the times A definition of psychiatrist won 50.83% of the times

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 49.79% of the times

A definition of psychiatrist won 50.83% of the times