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12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six?
Because deep down they really are good people.

Baptism Preparations
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young
father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are
you prepared for it?"


"I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers
and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and
cakes for all of our guests."


"I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you
prepared spiritually?"


"Oh, sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer and a
case of whiskey."





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