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I can't decide!
Can I take his place?
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.
An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.
"Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."
The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."
Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
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- A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 50.12% of the times
- A man goes to his bank manager and says... won 51.59% of the times
