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A father was at the beach with his child...
A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
3 Types of People
There are 3 basic types of people in the world:
1. Those who can count.
2. Those who can't.
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You can see the results below:
- A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 50.83% of the times
- A man with a pegleg, hook hand and... won 48.55% of the times
