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A couple have not been getting along for years...
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anything.She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
Bambi
You might be a redneck if ''Bambi'' made you hungry for rabbit!
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You can see the results below:
- A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 50.23% of the times
- Bad Japanese economy won 50.28% of the times
