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Aircraft Carrier
Q: What do you call an aircraft carrier
in financial difficulty?
A: A receding airline.


After surgery
As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"

"There's a big fire across the street," the doctor replied. "We didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."



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