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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway? She wanted to lay it on the line. Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice? Because he was a dirty double crosser. Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? The stay on the same side Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground? To get to the other slide. Why did the rooster cross the road? To cockadoodle dooo something Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? She wanted to stretch her legs. What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion. Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have enough guts Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have enough guts Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken.
A Man's Life is Spent Wondering
The average man's life consists of twenty years of having
his mother ask him where he is going; forty years of having
his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners
wondering too!
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- A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 50.02% of the times
- A problem with teeth won 51.66% of the times