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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna finda fake Jeep?"

Angelic Love
"My wife is an angel."

"Lucky you. Mine's still alive."

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A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 49.55% of the times

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A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 49.55% of the times Give a man a fish won 50.89% of the times

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 49.55% of the times

Give a man a fish won 50.89% of the times