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Legal Troubles
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.

"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."

All Male Jury
A lawyer addresses an all male jury: "Gentlemen, shall we cast this beautiful, lonely young lady into a dim cell in a prison, or shall we return her to her oceanside beach condo, Ocean City, telephone Number 555-4531?"

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A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 49.90% of the times

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A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 49.90% of the times Adults have learned won 52.48% of the times

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 49.90% of the times

Adults have learned won 52.48% of the times