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A wife invited some people to dinner. At...
A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
A doctor fell into a well once...
A doctor fell into a well once. He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.
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You can see the results below:
- A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 49.61% of the times
- Bottle of Evian water? won 51.51% of the times
