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Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.
A wife invited some people to dinner. At...
A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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- A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 49.83% of the times
- Be Quiet in Church won 48.84% of the times
