Vote For Your Favorite Joke

Bad News and Good News
Jill phoned her husband, John, at work for a chat. "I'm sorry dear," said John, "but I'm up to my neck in work today. I don't have time to chat."

Jill replied, "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you, dear."

"OK darling," said John, "but as I've got no time right now, just give me the good news."

"Okay," agreed Jill. "Well, the air bag works...bye!"

Airplane Trouble
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.

"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards."

Latest Joke Fight Results:

• A serious condition was a winner against On The Job Wisdom
• At night court, a man was brought in and set... was a winner against Business one-liners 04
• An old drunk stumbles into a confessional... was a winner against Bacon tree
• QUOTES FROM ACTUAL PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS was a winner against A political man to a woman...
• A Lucky Break was a winner against The Passing of an Old Friend
• Bad News and Good News was a winner against Basketball
• On The Job Wisdom was a winner against Bathtub Seizure
• Barber's don't exist was a winner against 12 Shots
• An accountant is having a hard time sleeping... was a winner against Bang Bang!
• Silly Dictionary was a winner against A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...