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A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."The old man says without hesitation"I now pronounce you man and wife".
Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.
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- How To Annoy People In An Elevator won 48.92% of the times
- A dog for a wife won 50.14% of the times
