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Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."
A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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