Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She said, "I want a divorce."
He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- Silly Puns won 50.57% of the times
- A General questions his GI's won 50.47% of the times
