Vote For Your Favorite Joke

3 Hunters in the Woods
There are 3 hunters in the woods, they're all telling each other what they're are going to shoot. The first one says he's going to get a buck. So he goes out and comes back with a buck. Then the other 2 hunters ask how he did it and he says, ''I see tracks I follow tracks I get buck''. So the second hunter says "I'm gonna get a doe." So he goes out and comes back with a doe. Then the 3rd hunter asks him how he did it. The 2nd hunter says, ''I see tracks I follow tracks I get doe''. So the 3rd hunter says, ''I'm just gonna shoot at anything I see''. So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten bruised bloody and totally trashed. And the other two hunters ask what happened and he says, ''I see tracks I follow tracks, I get hit by train!''

45 or 82?
Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven, and the angel standing there said, "We've been waiting along time for you.""What do you mean," he replied, "I'm only 45, in the prime of my life.Why did I have to die now?""45? You're not 45, you're 82," replied the angel."Wait a minute. If you think I'm 82 then you have the wrong guy. I'm only 45. I can show you my birth certificate.""Hold on. Let me go check," said the angel and disappeared inside. Aftera few minutes the angel returned. "Sorry, but by our records you are 82. I checked all the hours you have billed your clients, and you have to be 82..."

Latest Joke Fight Results:

• A local United Way office realized that... was a winner against A lecture about English
• How To Annoy Unwanted Roommates was a winner against A pious man who had reached the age of 105...
• A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500... was a winner against A Lawyer Died
• A lecture about English was a winner against bad advice
• A Dictionary for Women was a winner against An old occupation
• Tongue Twisters was a winner against A staged wedding to bust dealers
• At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... was a winner against A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor...
• As a sergeant in a parachute regiment... was a winner against Bungee Jumping In Mexico
• Animals go to Heaven was a winner against An Unusual Prayer
• A problem with teeth was a winner against A missing person