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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

50/50 relationship
How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!

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You can see the results below:

• Sniglets - Words That Should Exist won 49.62% of the times
• Bribing the Judge won 49.22% of the times