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A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.
The clerk was ready to take his order for a funeral piece, based on the look on Doug's face, but soon realized his assumption was wrong as Doug asked for a basket of flowers sent to his wife for their anniversary.
"And what day will that be?" the clerk asked.
Glumly he replied, "Yesterday".
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- The Student and The Barometer won 50.90% of the times
- A blonde bought an AM radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night. won 50.92% of the times