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Actual Business Signs In USA
In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."
In a classified ad: "Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it."
In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center"
On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."
Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"
In a classified ad: "Vacation special: Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts."
Basketball
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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You can see the results below:
- Advice from lawyers won 51.46% of the times
- A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items... won 51.42% of the times