
Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
Bang Bang!
Q: What goes, "clip clop, clip clop, bang! bang! bang!
clippity clop, clippity clop?"
A: A drive by shooting in an amish neighborhood!
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- Funny News Headlines won 50.22% of the times
- A golfer hit his drive on the first hole... won 49.63% of the times