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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line."We need a fourth for poker," said the friend."I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?""Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely."In fact, three doctors are there already!"
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You can see the results below:
- Funny News Headlines won 50.00% of the times
- A bus station is where a bus stops... won 49.77% of the times