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Bad News and Good News
Jill phoned her husband, John, at work for a chat. "I'm sorry dear," said John, "but I'm up to my neck in work today. I don't have time to chat."
Jill replied, "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you, dear."
"OK darling," said John, "but as I've got no time right now, just give me the good news."
"Okay," agreed Jill. "Well, the air bag works...bye!"
Bambi
You might be a redneck if ''Bambi'' made you hungry for rabbit!
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- Funny News Headlines won 49.66% of the times
- A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven... won 51.46% of the times
