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A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier...
A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He missed every target and most of the hills behind them. Despondent, he said to the sergeant, "I think I'll just go and shoot myself."The sergeant said, "Better take a couple of extra bullets!"
Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
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- Funny News Headlines won 49.82% of the times
- Bear Hunting won 48.64% of the times
