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Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation. "It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week." "I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor. "Naturally," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half-hour in the morning and again at night." "No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?""Naturally," she answered, "I take a book."
Age Old Riddle
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
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You can see the results below:
- Funny News Headlines won 48.80% of the times
- A sermon about lying won 48.47% of the times