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Bang Bang!
Q: What goes, "clip clop, clip clop, bang! bang! bang!
clippity clop, clippity clop?"

A: A drive by shooting in an amish neighborhood!

All Male Jury
A lawyer addresses an all male jury: "Gentlemen, shall we cast this beautiful, lonely young lady into a dim cell in a prison, or shall we return her to her oceanside beach condo, Ocean City, telephone Number 555-4531?"

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Give a man a fish won 51.35% of the times

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All the same won 50.71% of the times Give a man a fish won 51.35% of the times

All the same won 50.71% of the times

Give a man a fish won 51.35% of the times