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A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says,"Okay, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry."She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle.""That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?""I don't like her."
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway? She wanted to lay it on the line. Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice? Because he was a dirty double crosser. Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? The stay on the same side Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground? To get to the other slide. Why did the rooster cross the road? To cockadoodle dooo something Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? She wanted to stretch her legs. What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion. Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have enough guts Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have enough guts Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken.
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