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A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."
Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.
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You can see the results below:
- An honest lawyer won 48.80% of the times
- An old drunk stumbles into a confessional... won 49.93% of the times
