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A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist. She walked into his office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely.I don't have any friends, no man will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?""I'm sure I can," the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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- An honest lawyer won 48.69% of the times
- Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done... won 48.61% of the times