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A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier...
A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He missed every target and most of the hills behind them. Despondent, he said to the sergeant, "I think I'll just go and shoot myself."The sergeant said, "Better take a couple of extra bullets!"
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
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You can see the results below:
- An honest lawyer won 49.73% of the times
- A sermon about lying won 49.21% of the times
