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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

A Man's Life is Spent Wondering
The average man's life consists of twenty years of having
his mother ask him where he is going; forty years of having
his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners
wondering too!

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• An ounce of brains won 52.42% of the times
• A blonde bought an AM radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night. won 50.59% of the times