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Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

Bottle of Evian water?
Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?

A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!

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• An ounce of brains won 52.43% of the times
• A boy comes home from school and tells his mother... won 50.93% of the times