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Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.
A precise location
Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."
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- An ounce of brains won 52.38% of the times
- A fair deal won 51.80% of the times
