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Bank customer service
"I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ... she leaned over and pushed me."

Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.



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