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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
A little change
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.""That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change..."
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- An ounce of brains won 52.51% of the times
- 10 Things You Never Hear in Church won 47.49% of the times